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Here are the sentences that were written at the party.

Joan & Steve came up to the mountains to ski on their trails.  -  But there was soooo much snow they sunk up to their fingernails.  -  As they struggled to climb out of the huge drift, a shape began to from.  -  Before them appeared a huge figure resembling a human being.  -  However, it was a life form quite unlike anything that they had ever encountered; large almond shaped eyes with iridescent pupils.  -  It seemed to be increasing in size, almost doubling and a sound was starting to  -  emanate from his or her's navel.  How strange, a whole new meaning to "Fighting a Navel Battle."  However since beauty is in the eye of the beholder then I can only conclude that  -  A battle between 2 warships on the high seas can be a thing of beauty to behold.  The memories of which can last a lifetime.  -  I awoke with a headache, vowing to never watch American movie classics after eating cod.  - And so after vomiting the cod I ate Swordfish and settled down to watch a horror movie on HBO.  -  While picking the callous from the bottom of my feet and seeing how far I could fling the pieces.  -  I then clipped my toenails and watched them fly against the wall, but did you know that if you don't pick them up they cry out to God for salvation?  -  Or I mean the Salvation Army because at one time or another in your lifetime you know they will nail you, so the very next time you have the urge to get clipped I suggest you  -  Think long and hard about whose going to nail you and what it is they want to clip!  -  They may just clip your hair and nail you to the cross, however if this is just a dream it doesn't matter anyway.  -  But as you try to shake yourself awake, it becomes all too clear, this is no dream, and those drums are getting louder.  -  Passing the tribal rhythms from village to village sending messages of love & peace and the oneness of all creation.

And then there was this one.......

The rain gently fell, it fell and it fell, until the grass grew very tall.  -  And the lilies and the iris grew even taller than the wild grass.  -  The bluebirds came in great numbers to populate & procreate.  -  Too bad they were fed birth control in their food when they flew south for the winter, maybe we can reverse the process with a diet of   -  Rum soaked thistle seed along with estrogen laced sunflower seeds.  -  And many of their other favorite foods we're placed on the sliding food trays that were being passed among the remaining, bewildered travelers.  -  Exhausted from the feast, they collapsed in the giant white hammocks that swayed among the palm trees.  -  But then the gale force winds came ashore flattening every tree along the shore, sending the coconuts flying into the glass houses.  -  "Skipper, Skipper!", screams Mary Ann, "must be begin to thatch?"  -  Get off my back lady, can't you see I'm busy?"  -  What do you think is more important, causing strife or curing pain?  -  This question fogged my judgement but still the decision I had to make was too important to take lightly.  -  It was then I knew I must retreat to the golden forest between the great waters,  I would wait for an answer.  -  As the rivers swirled around me, I head the most unusual sound.  - It started as a faint moan, but began building to a ferocious  -  roar, and the moon exploded into trillions of swirling stars, wrapping the earth in a shimmering blanket.

One last story to tell.........

As the night fell, we felt an energy building.  -  the rhythm of the drums pounding to the pulsing of blood through our veins.  -  The courage to move forward carried by the currents of fate, along rivers fed by rain.  -  Traveling along the path of time where the only thing that counts is the present moment.  -  They stumbled into the intersection of time, space and reality.  -  Only to realize that they had gotten onto the wrong bus.  -  So they jumped out the window and onto the pavement.  -  They jumped over the curb and stopped.  -  When the bus opened it's door and a voice familiar to the twins beckoned.  -  Follow the yellow brick road to Oz!  -  But beware the frost heaves are terrible this year.  -  That's what you get from eating too much ice cream, but if mother nature wanted it any other way she wo7uld have  -  caused us to have an aversion to the stuff and instead have us lust over broccoli !  -  But the gas produced was truly disgusting, we inhaled deeply anyway.  -  Never stopping to think that one man's gas is another man's pleasure, so what will it be, is this to be just another  -  sick mind bobbing on the wine dark sea, or a rural sage living in harmony with the cosmos. 

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